Someone famous once said that all the world’s a stage. Well Idiot TV is here to take that to a whole new level, and bring the planet’s biggest bird brains the chance to be seen on the silver screen. Back in the day, the family camcorder was the only way to capture idiocy at large. But thanks to smart phones, dash cams, GoPros and CCTV, idiots can no longer get away with it! This latest chapter is full to bursting with prime cuts of idiocy. The very best falls, faults and fails have been curated and exhibited, using slow motion, rewinds and close-ups to bring incredible stupidity right into your eyeballs. Ever wanted to run a business? Well we can show you what not to do in order to turn a profit. We can show you how to give yourself a decent chance of making it to your dotage, with loads of clips of old people showing us how not to live. And motoring madman Rummy Talker is back with more action on the roads. This week, our dedicated Lonely Hearts feature will try to hook up Spencer, who spends most of his time spinning round in cement mixers. Much like his anecdotes, old Spence does love going round in circles, but he may just have what you’re looking for if you’re interested in building a concrete relationship. DJ Steve is still on tour in his home country of Essex, and this time he’s bringing the drop. And by ‘the drop’, we are referring to the latest clip he’s chosen to remix – you’ll have to see it to believe it. And in the sports news, Tristram Ponsonby Crumm is back with the very latest from what he calls Soccerball. All that, plus some ridiculous animal behavior, because there are idiots in the animal kingdom too you know. So turn on, tune in and feast your eyes. Just don’t copy anything you see on Idiot TV. Ever.