Someone famous once said that all the world’s a stage. Well Idiot TV is here to take that to a whole new level, and bring the planet’s biggest bird brains the chance to be seen on the silver screen. Back in the day, the family camcorder was the only way to capture idiocy at large. But thanks to smart phones, dash cams, GoPros and CCTV, idiots can no longer get away with it! This latest chapter is full to bursting with prime cuts of idiocy. The very best falls, faults and fails have been curated and exhibited, using slow motion, rewinds and close-ups to bring incredible stupidity right into your eyeballs. Ever wanted to run a business? Well we can show you what not to do in order to turn a profit. We can show you how to give yourself a decent chance of making it to your dotage, with loads of clips of old people showing us how not to live. And motoring madman Rummy Talker is back with more action on the roads. This week, our dedicated Lonely Hearts feature will try to hook up Spencer, who spends most of his time spinning round in cement mixers. Much like his anecdotes, old Spence does love going round in circles, but he may just have what you’re looking for if you’re interested in building a concrete relationship. DJ Steve is still on tour in his home country of Essex, and this time he’s bringing the drop. And by ‘the drop’, we are referring to the latest clip he’s chosen to remix – you’ll have to see it to believe it. And in the sports news, Tristram Ponsonby Crumm is back with the very latest from what he calls Soccerball. All that, plus some ridiculous animal behavior, because there are idiots in the animal kingdom too you know. So turn on, tune in and feast your eyes. Just don’t copy anything you see on Idiot TV. Ever.

Idiot TV is here to bring you the very best in nonsensical action from around the world! Back in the old days, the only practical way to film idiocy was by investing in a family camcorder. But nowadays you can’t move for smart phones, dash cams, GoPros and CCTV! So there is no hiding place for idiots! This latest lavish entry in the Idiot TV catalogue is barely contained by its packaging. Full to bursting with falls, faults and fails, which have been curated and exhibited for viewers’ delectation, using slow motion, rewinds and close-ups to enhance their mind-numbing insanity. Strap on your hard hat because we are joining Idiots On The Job, proving just how unsafe they are to have on site. We head down to the local picture house to check out which foolish feature films are Coming Soon, and we also unveil the very latest optical telepathic technology with a device that allows us to read the very little that is going on in the brain of an idiot-in-action. But it’s not all drivel! We’ve got the latest news from the home of French fries and French toast. Francois Francais keeps us up to speed with what’s going on over the Channel, including footage of a different sort of Brexit. And Mike L. Pish brings us a weather update – let’s hope he can get it right for once. All this and so much more absolute nonsense on this side-splitting episode of Idiot TV! Don’t miss it.

Feeling peckish? Well Idiot TV is here to serve up lashings of idiotic behavior with a side order of stupidity. So chow down! Remember the old family camcorder? Back in the day, it was the only way to capture your family and friends pratting about. But these days it’s a different story! Thanks to smart phones, dash cams, GoPros and CCTV, there is nowhere to hide for those who are a short in the grey matter department. This barn storming episode of the debut series is a belter, brimming with award winning idiots, idiocy, and idiotic behavior. The very best falls, faults and fails have been curated and exhibited, using slow motion, rewinds and close ups to enhance their full-blown stupidity for the silver screen. Some people don’t like show offs. Well Idiot TV loves them, because they endlessly prove that pride cometh before a fall. We take a look at why you shouldn’t move to a village – they’re full of idiots! Although not as much as your local gym, which is brimming with them. As a means of addressing the housing crisis, our Lonely Hearts feature tries to put Jumping Jack under the same roof as another single pringle unable to mingle. DJ Steve has banged together a swing-themed compilation from the planet remix. And in the sport, Rummy Talker talks us through the latest two wheeled action from the Idiot Moto Grand Prix. All this plus wacky welders, execrable exercisers and horrendous horseplay. So be sure to tune in to Idiot TV. But whatever you do, do not copy anything you see in this programme. Ever.

Idiot TV is here to bring a very special blend of idiocy and inject it into your eyeballs. Once upon a time, the family camcorder was the only way to capture idiocy at large. But now, there’s loads of ways to capture the idiot in their moment of madness! Thanks to smart phones, dash cams, GoPros and CCTV, there is no place to hide for those of us that are two slices of bread and a filling short of a sandwich. This latest luscious episode of the debut series is a puerile portfolio of stupidity. The very best falls, faults and fails have been brought together in one episode for your viewing pleasure, using slow motion, rewinds and close-ups to enhance their staggering silliness. Sometimes, a job needs doing straight away. Who cares whether you’ve got the correct tools? Just get it done, right? Wrong! Do it properly, or you may well end up on Idiot TV! Yes, we’ve a cornucopia of clowns cocking up on the job. We take a look at those fools who leave other holidaymakers shouting, “I Wish You Weren’t Here!”. And not for the faint hearted, we’ve a classic collection of people showing off in public, because exhibitionists making a scene is always fun. Plenty of important information to take in, as Moostafa Mountie brings us the latest news from everyone’s favourite North American country – Canada. Plus, people cocking up on wheels, people cocking up on the dance floor and a colossal catch at Loch Ness. All this and so much more on this classic episode of Idiot TV. Whatever you do, do not copy any of the action you see on this programme. Ever.

Idiot TV is here to put the world’s wackiest wallies on the greatest stage of all. Once upon a time, the family camcorder was the only way to capture idiocy at large. But thanks to 21st century tech such as smart phones, dash cams, GoPros and CCTV, there is no hiding place for stupidity! This fantastic final episode of the debut season is bursting at the seams with people doing ridiculous stuff. We have collated all the very best falls, faults and fails into one convenient catalogue of calamity, using slow motion, rewinds and close ups to allow you to enjoy the nonsensical action even more! Keeping silly people safe on the street is a tricky job. Some things are simply impossible to make idiot proof – and we can show you what they are! Our Guide to Health and Safety shows you what not to do to avoid injury. And it turns out that even the animal kingdom is brimming with idiotic behavior! Who knew? Never let it be said this is a low brow show. We’ve invited Radio Bore’s Ryan Sewer to bring us the very best words he knows, assembled in poetry form. DJ Steve returns for his last booking of the season, flip-reversing a real head banger. And our Lonely Hearts team do what they can to try and find a rare breed of person: one who might be interested in dating a clown. This particular clown knows every trick in the book… although no one’s sure how such a terrible book ever made publication. In the sport, Tristam Ponsonby Crumm enjoys our diving championship perhaps a little too much. And we finish with an ode to the very best idiots from this debut season. All this plus silly sausages, helmet hilarity and dodgy dancing. It’s an episode you really don’t want to miss! Tune in and enjoy, but if you value your health, never copy anything you see on Idiot TV. Ever.

Chris Barrie returns to ask the question, What Is An Idiot? A Nincompoop, Halfwit, Buffoon, I we could go on, but let’s just say an idiot is someone who is having a pretty bad day. An individual who is trying to achieve greatness and doesn’t quite reach their goal, or a person who’s made some questionable life choices. Anyway, it’s not for us to point the finger at these individuals, it’s for us to simply enjoy their antics and taken comfort that it didn’t happen to us. So strap in and brace yourself for MORE Idiot TV! In this episode, we’ll learn the incorrect way to throw a grenade as basic army training goes wrong and we’ll see a man who’s managed to match the colour of his outfit to the colour of his home.We’ll find out what idiots get up to when they venture out into the back garden and we’ll show you how many fails we can pack into just 30 seconds.Our regular dating feature, Lonely Hearts returns and this week we have a young chap called Simon who’s so good at failing he manages to do so twice, and we introduce a new feature, a not so clever guessing game where all your have to guess is an answer to the question Hit Or Miss? We continue the romantic theme by cobbling together a collection of wedding based catastrophes and we also find out what happens when idiots celebrate a little too hard. And of course we wrap things up by appraising everything with seen over the past hour and try to discover what, if anything, we’ve learnt from the Idiot TV experience

Chris Barrie returns to ask the question, What Is An Idiot? A Nincompoop, Halfwit, Buffoon, I we could go on, but let’s just say an idiot is someone who is having a pretty bad day. An individual who is trying to achieve greatness and doesn’t quite reach their goal, or a person who’s made some questionable life choices. Anyway, it’s not for us to point the finger at these individuals, it’s for us to simply enjoy their antics and taken comfort that it didn’t happen to us. So strap in and brace yourself for MORE Idiot TV! In this episode, we’ll learn the incorrect way to throw a grenade as basic army training goes wrong and we’ll see a man who’s managed to match the colour of his outfit to the colour of his home.We’ll find out what idiots get up to when they venture out into the back garden and we’ll show you how many fails we can pack into just 30 seconds.Our regular dating feature, Lonely Hearts returns and this week we have a young chap called Simon who’s so good at failing he manages to do so twice, and we introduce a new feature, a not so clever guessing game where all your have to guess is an answer to the question Hit Or Miss? We continue the romantic theme by cobbling together a collection of wedding based catastrophes and we also find out what happens when idiots celebrate a little too hard. And of course we wrap things up by appraising everything with seen over the past hour and try to discover what, if anything, we’ve learnt from the Idiot TV experience.

Chris Barrie returns to ask the question, What Is An Idiot? A Nincompoop, Halfwit, Buffoon, I we could go on, but let’s just say an idiot is someone who is having a pretty bad day. An individual who is trying to achieve greatness and doesn’t quite reach their goal, or a person who’s made some questionable life choices. Anyway, it’s not for us to point the finger at these individuals, it’s for us to simply enjoy their antics and taken comfort that it didn’t happen to us. So strap in and brace yourself for MORE Idiot TV! In this episode, we’ll learn the incorrect way to treat a rather nasty case of hemorrhoids and we’ll see a couple of young chaps who’ve taken the idea of the selfie-stick literally.We’ll take a peek behind the curtain to find out how Idiots like to celebrate, and we’ll be asking the audience, not once, not twice, but three times to guess What Happens Next! We have an exciting new interactive feature for you to enjoy called the Scale Of Suffering, where you get to guess the level of pain a person suffers following a fail, and as is tradition we will once again tip our toes into the world of dating and try and find a partner for someone who’s unlucky in love in Lonely Hearts. Our attention will turn to sport and the dangers that face idiots when they try to be healthy, before we find out the effects a sprinkling of the white stuff has on their everyday activities. To end the show we look back on everything we may, or may not, have learnt over the past hour of high quality broadcasting to see if we can all stay in the continuing quest that is How Not To Live!

Chris Barrie returns to ask the question, What Is An Idiot? A Nincompoop, Halfwit, Buffoon, I we could go on, but let’s just say an idiot is someone who is having a pretty bad day. An individual who is trying to achieve greatness and doesn’t quite reach their goal, or a person who’s made some questionable life choices. Anyway, it’s not for us to point the finger at these individuals, it’s for us to simply enjoy their antics and taken comfort that it didn’t happen to us. So strap in and brace yourself for MORE Idiot TV! In this episode, we’ll learn the incorrect way to treat a rather nasty case of hemorrhoids and we’ll see a couple of young chaps who’ve taken the idea of the selfie-stick literally.We’ll take a peek behind the curtain to find out how Idiots like to celebrate, and we’ll be asking the audience, not once, not twice, but three times to guess What Happens Next! We have an exciting new interactive feature for you to enjoy called the Scale Of Suffering, where you get to guess the level of pain a person suffers following a fail, and as is tradition we will once again tip our toes into the world of dating and try and find a partner for someone who’s unlucky in love in Lonely Hearts. Our attention will turn to sport and the dangers that face idiots when they try to be healthy, before we find out the effects a sprinkling of the white stuff has on their everyday activities. To end the show we look back on everything we may, or may not, have learnt over the past hour of high quality broadcasting to see if we can all stay in the continuing quest that is How Not To Live!

Chris Barrie returns to ask the question, What Is An Idiot? A Nincompoop, Halfwit, Buffoon, I we could go on, but let’s just say an idiot is someone who is having a pretty bad day. An individual who is trying to achieve greatness and doesn’t quite reach their goal, or a person who’s made some questionable life choices. Anyway, it’s not for us to point the finger at these individuals, it’s for us to simply enjoy their antics and taken comfort that it didn’t happen to us. So strap in and brace yourself for MORE Idiot TV! In this episode, we’ll see a game of giant Jenga go badly wrong, and marvel as a pair of prat’s decide to launch fireworks directly at each other. We’ll see idiots in action in the wild and being caught unawares on CCTV as well as showing those that can’t help but show off when there’s a celebration in the offing, We launch and new a mysterious guessing game called Gender Reveal, and quickly realise it’s not as difficult as the producer thought it would be, and once more we crowbar in the regular dating feature that nobody asked for, Lonely Hearts. We’ll discover that Idiots have a soft spot for pranks, and then ask why as they go horribly wrong time and time again, and we’ll find out that it isn’t just adults who behave like fools and that kids can have their moments too. Then to end we’ll wrap up proceedings, as is tradition, by looking back on what we’ve just seen to find out if we’ve learnt anything to aid us in the ongoing quest to learn How Not To Live.

Chris Barrie returns to ask the question, What Is An Idiot? A Nincompoop, Halfwit, Buffoon, I we could go on, but let’s just say an idiot is someone who is having a pretty bad day. An individual who is trying to achieve greatness and doesn’t quite reach their goal, or a person who’s made some questionable life choices. Anyway, it’s not for us to point the finger at these individuals, it’s for us to simply enjoy their antics and taken comfort that it didn’t happen to us. So strap in and brace yourself for MORE Idiot TV! In this episode, we’ll see a game of giant Jenga go badly wrong, and marvel as a pair of prat’s decide to launch fireworks directly at each other. We’ll see idiots in action in the wild and being caught unawares on CCTV as well as showing those that can’t help but show off when there’s a celebration in the offing, We launch and new a mysterious guessing game called Gender Reveal, and quickly realise it’s not as difficult as the producer thought it would be, and once more we crowbar in the regular dating feature that nobody asked for, Lonely Hearts. We’ll discover that Idiots have a soft spot for pranks, and then ask why as they go horribly wrong time and time again, and we’ll find out that it isn’t just adults who behave like fools and that kids can have their moments too. Then to end we’ll wrap up proceedings, as is tradition, by looking back on what we’ve just seen to find out if we’ve learnt anything to aid us in the ongoing quest to learn How Not To Live