Lewis Black's Root of All Evil

Which is worse: a media control freak or a shame-inducing religious institution? One publicly humiliates authors, while the other privately humiliates little boys. Lewis Black, the ultimate evaluator of evil, reaches his verdict after Paul F. Tompkins and Greg Giraldo go head to head on this matter.

Miracle drug Viagra lets men beyond their prime continue to get intimate with their wives, while shameless Donald Trump keeps on finding new wives. Which is the greater threat to society: a pharmaceutical phenomenon or a fat cat with a comb over? Lewis Black, the ultimate evaluator of evil, rules on this case after hearing dueling arguments from Greg Giraldo and Andy Kindler.

When it comes to substance abuse, is it more evil to imbibe or inhale your vice? Lewis Black, the ultimate evaluator of evil, hands down his ruling after hearing competing arguments from Paul F. Tompkins and Andrew Daly.

Pornography is a classic vice, but is it worse than a viral videowebsite that allows any idiot to post a video of himself playing “Fergilicious” on the bazooka? To decide, Greg Giraldo and Patton Oswaltgo head to head in front of Lewis Black, the ultimate evaluator of evil.

Sure, Dick Cheney shot a guy in the face, but Paris Hilton recorded "Stars Are Blind." Which is more socially repugnant: bad foreign policy or a bad sex tape? To decide, Greg Giraldo and Patton Oswalt go head to head in the court of Lewis Black, the ultimate evaluator of evil.

Both high school and American Idol feature harsh social criticisms, popularity contests, and shady characters. So which is more evil: calculus homework or a bad rendition of an Aretha Franklin song airing three nights a week? To decide, Patton Oswalt and Andy Kindler go head to head in front of Lewis Black, the ultimate evaluator of evil.