Let the games begin! After a harrowing fake flight to the Life's A Zoo.tv mansion the contestants begin living in "reality" surrounded by cameras 24/7. As they race to find their rooms, friendships and enemies are quickly made. Jake realizes you just can't trust anyone - even if they're old and drunk.

"Queen of the House" Rico wins "King for a Day," and proves to be a royal pain in the butt as the power goes right to his head. Ray rebels and starts "Rayland," a no-rules, party-all-the-time, anarchist democracy! The powers face-off and the others are split between anarchy and dictatorship.

A star is born, and surprise: It's Chi Chi! After some controversial words, Chi Chi gains Internet notoriety and becomes an overnight celebrity. Alas, fame comes at a price…how will she deal with the barrage of attention and the high life of sex, drugs and a new rock n' roll boyfriend?

After a toga party and hedonistic feast that would make you lose your lunch, the contestants are told they have 24 hours to lose as much weight as possible. Whoever loses the least will immediately be EXTINCTED! Watch as the contestants go to unthinkable and grotesque lengths to drop the flab!

Dr. D is in da' hizzouse and he's out to prove he's got the dopest rhymes in all of Saskatchewan! As the contestants prepare for a winner-takes-all talent show, Dr. D steals the spotlight, negotiating record deals, pimping up his ego and deflating the competition. But it ain't over till the "fat panda" sings…