Ned's Newt

Ned is happily building his class float for the annual Friendship Day Parade...until over-protective Newton finds out about a "competing" float and turns Ned's Humble effort into the Death Star on wheels. / When Ned's tattletale cousin Renfrew visits and gets Ned in trouble, Newton sees a way to discredit him once and for all, by turning Renfrew into the Boy Who Cried Newt.

Ned's Mom throws out his rare Captain Ocelot action figure so he goes to the dump with Newton and searches through trash for it. / As Ned's Mom's birthday approaches, she admires a replica Sacrificial Peruvian Blood Alter Ring in a catalogue. 'A replica?' snorts Newton slapping an Indiana Jones hat and leather whip onto Ned...'we'll get her the real thing!'

Newton takes a simple 20-home paper route which Ned got in order to save up for a bike, and turns him into the Rupert Murdoch of Friendly Falls. / Ned is asked by his one love, Linda, to go to the circus. So he saves his money, but it's a disaster, un-scary lions, skinny elephants, seals that can't balance, etc. Newton goes backstage at half-time to do some serious pep-talking and give his owner his money's worth.