Onion News Network

Name: Onion News Network
Released: 2011-01-21T00:00:00.000Z
Cast: Brian Huskey, Suzanne Sena

TV Show · Comedy

The Onion News Network is the most popular 24-hour cable news network in America. The network boasts more attack satellites than any other news organization and no other channel has more secret surveillance cameras in homes, businesses, and high-level government offices. The Onion News Network is truly the most powerful name in news.

2011 · 22m

Starring Brian Huskey, Suzanne Sena

Director Jon Watts

EPISODE 1

Enter the FactZone

When one of the network's most beautiful reporters is tragically kidnapped, the Onion News Network leaps into action. Brooke Alvarez runs down the biggest stories of the day on the Onion News Network's top-rated show, FactZone. Co-host Tucker Hope delivers the Daily Briefing on his high-tech touch-screen, The Recon Wall 4000.

22m
EPISODE 2

Snowlocaust

As a winter storm batters the Midwest, Brooke Alvarez oversees an army of reporters from her vantage point in the FactZone. Washington correspondent Jane Carmichael and senior field reporter Brian Scott are always at the ready when breaking news happens.

22m
EPISODE 3

Man-Horse Marriage

Scandal erupts over a staunchly conservative senator's relationship with a horse. As she does every night in the FactZone, Brooke Alvarez separates the truth from the lies so you don't have to waste time making up your own mind. The Onion News Network is a ray of light in the fog of deception.

22m
EPISODE 4

Fifth Anniversary

FactZone celebrates five years of total news dominance. Brooke Alvarez, the news anchor with more stalkers than any other major network on-screen personality, tracks the top stories of the day. Millions of viewers tune in nightly to watch Alvarez, who is as beautiful as she is informed. If you're watching Brooke Alvarez, you're not alone.

21m
EPISODE 5

The Trial of TR-425

A predator drone plane stands trial in military court. Brooke Alvarez delivers a 30-minute nonstop news assault, covering politics, entertainment, science, and business news in the FactZone. It's no wonder more Americans find out what to think by turning to the Onion News Network.

22m
EPISODE 6

Cyber Attack

After America suffers a cyber attack, Brooke Alvarez interviews top U.S. officials on the subject via satellite. If someone saw something, did something, or allegedly did something, you'll see them on the FactZone. Americans no longer have any excuse to be uninformed.

22m