Failing salesman Iyami tries robbing Osomatsu's house, but is foiled by the rambunctious sextuplets.

A fortune-teller tells Iyami that three terrible things are going to happen to him that day.

Iyami, a quack doctor in a small town, schemes to discredit his more successful rival.

Iyami's ballet school is putting on a performance in three days, but amid backstage turmoil, the prima ballerina keeps changing. Chibita falls in love with Dekapan's "daughter," Hanako, unaware that she's actually a pig.

Chibita falls in love with Dekapan's "daughter," Hanako, unaware that she's actually a pig.

Iyami fakes his own death in order to collect consolation money.