After your psycho ex dumps you "for the last time," you meet a hot new girl - and later, you and your buddies start hanging out at a strip club for the delicious buffet.

You and the guys get an extremely low-energy dog to help pick up chicks, and later, Sam does whatever it takes to have his first wet dream.

Phil tries to hook up with Jessica's hot lesbian roommate, and later, Mandy starts hanging out with Sam to make you jealous.

You and the guys get all CSI to figure out the identity of a porn star you met at the gym - and later, Jessica poses as your cousin to keep Mandy from getting jealous and killing you both.

Your friends hire an "Aquarium Girl" to hang out on your couch in her underwear - and later, as you and Jessica hunt for a place to have sex before she leaves town, Phil gets jealous of Sam's new friends.

You charm some ladies into hooking up with your friends while Mandy turns "sane" to win you back, and later, you need to choose once and for all who will be your girlfriend.