Seed

Harry becomes an overnight father figure to ten-year-old Billy and teenage Anastasia, who both seem to be the product of Harry’s past foray into sperm donation. Meanwhile, Harry meets Rose, a beautiful, if neurotic, single woman who’s out to have a baby on her own, and who believes Harry may have what she needs to get pregnant.

Harry helps Billy’s moms, Zoey and Michelle, to encourage Billy to be cooler at school. Meanwhile Jonathan and Janet fear their daughter Anastasia may be failing French, and administer an I.Q. test to Harry, fearing she got the ‘dumb gene’ from him. Harry and Rose square off about the future of Rose’s potential child.

Harry signs Billy up for rhythmic gymnastics, so that Harry can hook up with the hot new gymnastics teacher. Meanwhile, Jonathan offers Harry $5,000 to disappear from his daughter’s life. Rose strikes up a friendship with Irene, who Harry fears will tell Rose all of Harry’s dirty secrets.

It’s fashion week, and Harry’s scheduled once-a-year hookup with a hot fashion model will be the exact afternoon as Rose’s ultrasound, a milestone that Harry doesn’t want to miss. Meanwhile, Jonathan discovers that Anastasia has revealed her sperm-donor roots to her entire school, and Harry inadvertently teaches Billy how to judge people on appearance.

Zoey pressures Billy to become the best at his school’s grapefruit sales competition. Billy seeks help from Luke, the 18-year-old who’s dating Anastasia, and has the character traits of Harry. Meanwhile, Anastasia pawns off her homework on Rose, who tests her maternal instincts on an electronic baby.

When Rose competes for a big promotion at work, Harry recommends that she hide her pregnancy for the sake of her career. Janet lets it slip to Harry that she and Jonathan schedule their sex life, and when Jonathan finds out, he cuts his wife off. Meanwhile, Billy and Zoey’s night-time fears are realized when they discover their home has been broken into.