The Capones

Dominic buys a Tommy gun but can't keep his mother and girlfriend from fighting over lasagna.

Bart bets the guys he can get Jeff a woman; Dawn tries to break up Dominic and Staci by setting Dom up with a new girl; Uncle Lou gives Staci sex tips.

Dom and Staci's attempts at romance are ruined when Madeline moves in with them; Dom puts Bart and Carmine in charge of finding Madeline someone to live with.

Dom and Staci's date on a yacht goes very wrong; Bart and Carmine help Uncle Lou prepare for his comeback as a singer.

When Staci and Dom babysit his niece, the question of having children leads to discussion of a family tragedy; Bart gets Uncle Lou a gig reading an erotic audiobook.

Dawn hires a new waitress, but Staci is upset; Bart produces a new music video for Uncle Lou, who has problems with a piano-playing cat.