To deal with their relationship issues, Jeff and Walter visit a therapist. Achmed shows footage from his new stand-up DVD. Peanut has a hot date with gorgeous singer/reality star Brooke Hogan. To cure Bubba J's homesickness, Jeff takes him to a gun range.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist holds a long overdue funeral...for himself, Walter interviews Joel and Benji Madden of Good Charlotte about music, skateboard clothing, and sex, and Walter also gets a physical from a female doctor.

Achmed takes the U.S. Citizenship Test, Walter learns how to play the video game Call of Duty: Modern Warfare, Sweet Daddy Dee tries to help Jeff diversify his audience, and Peanut creates a highly-caffeinated energy drink called Neow!

Peanut records a rap song, Bubba J visits a hypnotist, and Achmed watches his first adult movie.

Sweet Daddy Dee takes part in a Civil War re-enactment, Achmed records ringtones at a local music studio, Walter goes to a travel agent, and Bubba J teaches a young couple how to be safe in their house while drunk.

Peanut auditions a group at a local dance studio to perform on Jeff's show, Walter gives relationship advice to three young couples, Achmed tries to join the U.S. Marines, and Bubba J records ringtones at a local music studio.