Turbo Dates

After being lied to repeatedly, a cynical man is no longer searching for honesty. He is now looking for a woman who can lie better than all the others that came before.

A little cosmetic surgery can't hurt, but how much is too much? A woman feels compelled to come clean, and show a picture of how she really used to look in the past.

Two guys end up sitting opposite each other, but neither one is gay. But hey, the passion fades after a while, and women are crazy anyway, right?

A guy has a delightful English accent, but hates that women only love him for the way he sounds. So he's decided not to speak and to just write down his thoughts during his date.

A despondent man, on the edge of divorce, finds solace in the promise of song and a potential new love, if only he can escape the clutches of his ex-wife, Loretta.

Is the guy just pretending to have a robotic voice and zero social skills, just to hide his true self, or is he actually in fact from another planet? And does it matter?