What Do Men Want

Unexpectedly Jimmy becomes Lingual's (Bob's ex-girlfriend) new boyfriend. She also accelerates things by telling Jimmy she loves him. The guys' best friend Jane is going through the same thing as Lingual with her boyfriend Charles. Not ready to say "I love you" back to Lingual, Jimmy gets Bob's help, and learns the secret methods of saying "I love you" without actually saying it.

Disgruntled with how slow his acting career is going, Bob seeks advice from their acting mentor Sir Rudolf. Much to his dismay, Sir Rudolf advises Bob to pander and be as over-the-top as possible to win over an audience. Bob starts to use this fakey behavior in his acting auditions and also to pick up girls, and it surprisingly works!

Questioning Jimmy's sexuality, Jane and Bob convince Jimmy to film a gay seduction scene opposite Bob for his acting showreel. Jimmy can't keep a straight face playing Bob's gay lover, so Jane stands in. Everyone is shocked at the truthfulness of Jimmy's acting when he acts with Jane in a gay lovers speech.