Doug Looper

Although the Thanksgiving meal is great, Chandler is still moody over his parent's divorce during the holiday when he was a boy and Ross is depressed about his second divorce. The group reminisces about their worst Thanksgivings in order to cheer them up, and Monica's worst memory is revealed.

Afflicted with a mysterious skin condition, Ross seeks advice from Guru Saj; Monica can't decide about Pete.

Angry that Rachel interfered in her relationship with Ross, Jill sets out to seduce him. When Joey learns that people think Phoebe is a porn star, he rents "Buffay, The Vampire Layer," and the gang discovers that it is Ursula. Chandler has trouble expressing emotion.

Rachel and Ross arrive at the hospital; she's upset to get a semi-private room. Monica and Chandler decide to have a baby and right away. Mrs. Geller turns up to give Ross her mother's engagement ring; she wants Ross to marry Rachel. Joey can't understand why somebody wouldn't want to be married to Rachel. Phoebe meets a handsome stranger, but can't quite get his room number, so she gets Dr. Drake Ramoray to get it. She also gets him to find out some personal info from the guy. As Rachel waits for her own baby, various other pregnant women come and go, until Janice shows up.