The kids watch a scary old horror movie where a character speaks a certain ancient-language phrase meant to curse the victims to the shadow realm. That phrase? Greb-nefual e-neg!

Boy's siblings get jealous when Boy begins baking amazing cookies that he shares ONLY with his new pen pal Gretchen. So the five band together and pretend to be Gretchen, writing letters to Boy and asking him to send more cookies.

When Cheese accidentally begins writing her new fantasy novel inside Boy's diary, Boy is inspired to live out the life of the novel's great hero! By applying the story to his life Boy is soon one of the cool kids, and it drives Girl nuts.

When the boys and girls get sick of having to share the bathroom, they split it into two! Each group gets a side. The girls' side becomes one big party where there are no rules.

The family is going on a canoe trip, and Boy and Girl are each allowed to bring a friend. For Girl the choice is easy, so she invites her bestie.

When mom and dad take a vacation, they leave Boy in charge of the house. But his siblings are a little too eager to have fun, and they totally ignore Boy's rules.