Jerry Messing

When Reese gives up his position as school bully, Malcolm suffers at the hands of his successors. Meanwhile, Francis begins to dread his upcoming birthday at Marlin Academy.

Lindsay and Nick get more serious, and her parents give unwanted advice. Sam joins the yearbook staff to get closer to Cindy, who thinks of him only as a friend.

A botched kidnapping goes terribly wrong; a compromising videotape is released via the Internet; futuristic bar.

Lindsay's parents are convinced Kim is leading their daughter down a path toward drugs and sex, so they consider taking a peek in her diary. Meanwhile, Bill is tired of the same jocks picking the teams during P.E., often leaving him picked last, so he makes crank calls to Coach Fredricks then confronts him directly. The adults may be the ones learning lessons from the students.

Skits include a television ratings child; a debate; a parody of "Inside the Actors Studio."