A beautiful friendship blossoms when Cream Corn saves a young Michael Jackson from an assassination attempt. But once Michael starts getting on Black Dynamite's nerves, it is discovered that the former is a merciless alien force.

Black Dynamite sends Bullhorn on a covert mission in the adult film industry to investigate a series of murders involving black adult film stars, but the latter finds the celebrity life more tempting than the task at hand.

In one of the most challenging missions to date, Black Dynamite discovers that he owes the IRS $60,000 in taxes and needs to get a job to repay the amount.

It is Christmas and Black Dynamite is confused as to what to get for the orphans at The Whorephanage. Later, while on a lunar mission with OJ, Black Dynamite gets trapped inside the rocket due to a malfunction.

The Player's Ball, the annual international gala gathering of Pimps, tries to top the previous years' festivities; this year, it's a costume party on a luxurious cross-country train.

In an attempt to malign and destroy the Black community, President Nixon floods the area with cheap drugs, but the plan backfires, forcing him to send Elvis Presley to take charge.