Dex Carrington hates tourists, belt bags, sun hats and everything reminiscent of organised tourism; but he and his friend Fab love to explore new destinations, so they set out for Oslo in Norway.

Dex and Fab enter a tropical world where all women are gorgeous and rosé wine has somehow replaced water as a means of curing dehydration; Ibiza is a playground of boats, scuba diving, and massages.

Dex Carrington and his friend Fab go to Milan and take a ride in a Ferrari; but Milan's fierce tourism drives Dex mad, so the guys move on to Lake Como and visit Fab's Italian family.

Riding an ice cream boat; exploring coffee shops; an open air festival.

Vineyards, Russian cars and a whole new currency; Fab shoots shotguns and Dex crashes a Soviet tank.