Kirstie secretly records a pitch meeting; John Travolta recommends a diet guru; Kirstie pursues black men.

Kirstie dodges pregnancy rumours while trying to land a part in "Charlie's Angels III."

While scheming to meet Gwen Stefani, Kirstie winds up in jail.

Kirstie tries a new diet theory and surrounds herself with small things.

Kirstie's crackhead brother offers diet advice, and her dysfunctional parents intervene.

Merv Griffin arranges for Kirstie to meet one of his rich friends.