None other than Alison Moyet manages to upstage Alison Moyet; Steve Rider presents the latest in the Sports Report, Dawn's A-ha pencil case gets stolen at school; dance troupe The Hot Hoofers take to the stage.

Jennifer tries to carry off a series of circus tricks to no avail; the duo star as extras in a TV advert and parody Multi-Coloured Swap Shop.

Dawn and Jennifer reach for the padding and prosthetics as the infamous Fat Men make their first appearance.

With poor ratings threatening their show, Dawn and Jennifer resort to extreme measures and hunt down BBC controller Michael Grade.

The show must go on when industrial action and a walk out by Betty Marsden's dance troupe threatens to cause chaos.

Jennifer and Dawn spoof a musical audition; the curtains come down; Joan Armatrading performs Killing Time.