A parody of news entertainment shows.
EPISODE 1
Romance
Derrick gets an inside scoop from an adult film director; top romantic moments; Pat chastises a network for cancelling his favourite show.
EPISODE 2
Mens
A gender expert discusses what it means to be a man; a makeover goes awry; Hollywood is attacked by death.
EPISODE 3
Pilot
A classic episode from the vaults; teen reporters' possible execution; a fashion computer weighs in.
EPISODE 4
Bloopers
With no news to report, the team dedicates the episode to fun; Anastasia makes Perry cry in front of a doctor.
EPISODE 5
Drugs
A health expert discusses his steroid-dealing arrest; an ailing comedian; Jennifer Day performs.
EPISODE 6
Music
Presenting up-to-the-minute coverage of the musical war raging across North America.
Derrick Beckles