After performing a coffee jingle in the farthest reaches of the Arctic Circle to a sold-out crowd, Dethklok witnesses their French chef being chopped to pieces by the blade of their helicopter restaurant.

The band records an album in a nuclear submarine in the Mariana Trench. The Tribunal blackmails a producer sent by the record label into spying on them. As the producer ascends from the submarine, he is attacked by a giant seahorse.

Murderface's birthday is approaching and the rest of the band can't figure out what to get him, so they throw him a party. They initially present him with the darkest, most brutal gift of all: nothing.

The band plays a song that unintentionally wakes a deadly Nordic Forest Troll; Dethklok doesn't care until they learn that the Troll is knocking out all DSL lines, making their Internet really slow.

Dethklok experiment with stand-up. Pickles becomes traumatised by a heckler, while the rest of the band decide that comedy is all about embracing the hate. Pickles eventually performs again, entertaining the audience by throwing blood on them.

A journalist reunites the members of Dethklok with their families, driving the band insane as they must deal with their greedy, annoying, and aggressive relatives. Eventually, the parents and siblings decide to make a Dethklok family album.