The Warden wants to take Alice on a date, and decides to build a Superbar to impress her. He allows Jared to try his hand at being bartender, despite his status as a recovering alcoholic.

The Warden stumbles across an ancient fighting arena, located beneath Superjail. He deicides that a gladiatorial match must be staged, with the inmates competing against each other.

The warden becomes paranoid after dreaming of a prison rebellion, so he decides to monitor the inmates' dreams.

A prison ship full of female inmates accidentally crash-lands at Superjail, leaving the prisoners entranced and the warden flustered. Plus, the director makes a dangerous bet.

A casino wedding goes horribly awry thanks to Jacknife. The warden invites motivational speaker DL Diamond to the prison to give a presentation, which immediately hooks the inmates.

The warden declares himself the winner after holding a science fair for the inmates. He makes several of the inmates go inside his prize-winning Terrorarium. The Twins decide to get involved.