Jesus' water-into-wine miracle ends badly; a group of aliens visits Earth's most average guy; a flying superhero doesn't know how to land.

A magical wheelchair takes a child on a debauched trip to Paris; Dick Genie helps Billy pursue his crush; Freddy Krueger turns wet dreams into wet nightmares.

Dick Genie helps Billy lose his virginity; an old Chinese man tries to find a reverse mail-order bride from the USA; Bethiffer's attempts to excite her crush go horribly wrong; TripTank receptionist Ben is kidnapped.

Larry David has lunch with Larry Flynt; an `Animal Hitman' takes out various pets; Gary's day out playing miniature golf with his son is interrupted by pranks.

Jeff must find someone to have sex with to prevent aliens from destroying the planet; a doctor performs magic tricks while delivering babies; Bethiffer tries out a virtual reality video game.

Versus invades a British wedding, Garry face the prospect of a gruesome surgery, a bird reveals its pecker and an office worker harbours a terrifying secret.

A car salesman pulls out all the stops, the gang surprises Gary on a camping trip, the Easter Bunny finds himself in the wrong house and Beth had a religious experience.

Steve struggles to control his urges around the office, a children's cereal mascot runs into some rotten kids, and Jeff tries to prevent a horrific future.

Cold War 2: A knight redresses and embarrassing mistake, a couple frets over renting a new apartment, and a grown man lives in his mother's womb.

Jerk Chicken has a happy ending at a massage parlor; a group of ghosts spy on a naked woman; the Suck It, Gary! guys tell a bedtime story set in medieval times.

Bethiffer gets a job as a mall security guard; Jerk Chicken causes a scene at a local bar; Ricky the Rocketship inadvertently ruins a school play.