Diane's scorn for Sam's choice of female companions sends the bar owner on a futile quest for an intelligent date.
Xander falls for a beautiful substitute teacher who is actually a She-Mantis intent on mating with, then decapitating, virginal boys.
Diane and Carla decide to bury the hatchet over after work drinks.
Chloe takes June drinking in the financial district, where she finds a hot broker and a job offer; James is paired with the worst dancer on "Dancing With the Stars."
A woman loses her fourth son to gang violence, and Lilly determines to stop the cycle and save her remaining child by convicting gang leader Miguel Maldonado.