After a year trapped in the El Rican embassy under the threat of extradition to America, Dan is bored, depressed and has no hope of getting out; his only hope is to push his case in an interview with the Guardian.

Having failed with Ludo, MI6 try to lure Dan out of the embassy by setting up an internet-based honey trap; the CIA have placed a mole in the embassy who is leaking staff secrets and framing Dan for it.

Dan decides to raise his public profile and present his manifesto to the world by holding a press conference; unfortunately he inadvertently accuses the El Ricans of torturing him which does terrible damage to their World Cup bid.