Cottage Cheese

Welcome to a themed cottage where every room has a distinctive design – there’s a jungle room, a soda pop kitchen, an Egyptian hallway, a tomb bedroom, and a Dr. Seuss bathroom. Check out a crazy collection of beer cans that’s taking over the cottage - but is it taking over the marriage? And, take in a wild Scottish party filled with booze, bagpipes and men in skirts.

A giant monster on a dock causes a stir with the neighbours. A country home with five movie theatres built onto it entertains cottagers. And, an eccentric collection of gnomes transforms a cottage into a ‘gnome-home’.

A Georgian Bay cottage compound jam-packed with kitschy collectibles hosts lavish parties all summer long. A cottager transforms heavy chunks of Canadian Shield into granite furniture fit for the Flintstones. And, everyone’s cottage is their castle, especially when it IS a castle.

Giant robots invade cottage country, and no one is happier than their 12 year-old owner Max. An eccentric, small town artist transforms garbage into works of art, and displays them in a local alleyway. And, a huge collection of vintage gas pumps, vending machines, and signs fills one man’s rural home.

There’s a massive collection of weird and wacky puppets hanging around this country home – including an ‘R’-rated burlesque dancer! An obsession with Model A’s, warplanes and tanks takes cottage crafting to new levels. And, with God as our witness, the small town of Tara, Ontario knows how to party, Gone with the Wind style.

We call the taste police on a cottage collector with more than 13,000 pairs of salt and pepper shakers. Two brothers take their vintage, handmade, seaflea boats out for a spin. And, a cottager invents the ultimate lounge chair that’s part wheelbarrow, and part Muskoka chair.