Tom is a reluctant new member of the Bayview Retirement Village, where he meets Diana, a sharp-tongued spinster. They strike up an uneasy alliance hinting at hilarious events.
Diana brings Tom along for a trip to Brighton. By the time their journey ends, the police have been alerted about two renegade senior citizens on the loose in a sports car.
Diana has discovered that Tom has taken to his bed where he protests that he is dying. And she admits to having last been happy herself in 1955.
Tom conjures up an outrageous plan to blackmail the management of Bayview to keep Diana's illness a secret. They also disrupt the christening of Tom's great-nephew.
The arrival of a new matron creates a great rift between Tom and Diana, and plots to have Diana voted out of the retirement home.
The Bayview management attempt to remove Tom and Diana by having them certified, but the psychiatrist passes them both as mentally sound.
Graham Crowden
Tom Ballard
Stephanie Cole
Diana Trent
Janine Duvitski
Jane Edwards
Daniel Hill
Harvey Bains
Andrew Tourell
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