S1, F7: We get a glimpse of Pall Willeaux’s dreams as he advertises his “Lazy Horse” mattresses. Tim & Eric replace their crew with elderly men. Tim and Eric beatbox. David Cross sings a song about abstinence to Abbey Brooks in the porno film “Pizza Boy”. The Channel 5 Married News Team gives live coverage of the “No Sex Hot Dog Parade” as part of “No Sex Week”. Maria Bamford talks about skin care and her abusive mother on her show “The New You”. And Eric has some trouble with the computers at the “Cinco Personal Banking Center”.