Drawn Together

The Housemates are introduced and arrive at the Drawn Together House for the first time. At first it seems like they will get along well, but a string of racist comments from Clara start a major fight.

A pregnancy scare is the least of Clara's worries (and one easily settled by a talk about "the facts of life") when the rest of the household finds out about her "personal problem." It seems due to a curse cast by her wicked stepmother, her vagina has been transformed into a bizarre tentacle monster! After the initial fear, horror, and urge to form an angry mob die down, the rest of the crew bands together to help Clara break the curse by finding her "one true love."

With some not-so-gentle coaxing from his roommates, Xandir finally comes to terms with his homosexuality. But after awkwardly breaking the news to his girlfriend, and getting dumped as a result, Xandir desperately tries to find a way back in the closet. Meanwhile, after seeing Ling-Ling's incredible sewing abilities, Spanky exploits him as a source of cheap sweatshop labor, hoping to make a fortune selling knockoff sneakers to the NBA.

After she, Ling-Ling, Foxxy, and Xandir win a competition for food rights, Toot overindulges to the extreme, and desperately seeks help from Xandir in dealing with her not-so-little weight problem. Meanwhile, the starving housemates resort to drastic measures to get food, as Spanky bullies Wooldoor into helping him trap Clara's animal friends for game. And Foxxy extorts humiliating favors out of Captain Hero in exchange for food, only for their bondage to turn into bonding.

Clara's special cousin, Bleh, comes to visit the Drawn Together house, and Captain Hero bets Spanky that he'll sleep with her for 50 bucks. Meanwhile, Xandir, Toot, and Wooldoor enjoy the immense high that the fur of a depressed Ling-Ling can provide.

Clara becomes addicted to a prank made up by Spanky, crapping on pizza. This only makes things worse for Clara, due to the fact that her father refuses to let her to do the prank, or see Spanky anymore. Meanwhile, Captain Hero and Xandir try to bond, as they are roommates.