A new structured reality show starring some of Britain's most eccentric real-life people. This week Cream The Rapper is waxing lyrical in his local corner shop, Kev The Witch is getting his house valued by a local estate agent, Jonny Nash The Ladies Man is using his unique chat up lines at a local speed dating event, Alan the Care Home Worker is reading his elderly residents a story, Joel The Trainspotter is waiting to see his favourite train, Superheroes The Knight Warriors are waiting for a bus, Garth The Life coach is giving some practical self improvement tips, Dorota The Actress and her husband/manager Atonu are showcasing their acting skills, Talina The Temptress is trying to blag herself a free holiday, Pablo The Romantic is hoping to have tea for two, Stella the Fashion Designer is trying to sell her 'sanitary towel maxi dress' to a local fashion boutique and Louis The Stripper gets some careers advice.

A new structured reality show starring some of Britain's most eccentric real-life people. This week Jonny Nash The Ladies Man is trying to be a male escort and pole dancer, Kev The Witch is buying a new car, Cream The Rapper has got a job cleaning his mother's house so he can pay her some rent, Joel The Trainspotter is spotting buses, Alan the Care Home Worker is giving his elderly residents an exercise class, Superheroes The Knight Warriors are debating the merits of sun and rain, Louis The Stripper is trying to rent a room in a shared house, Garth The Life coach is giving some practical kitchen advice, Dorota The Actress and her husband/manager Atonu are showcasing their acting skills in a Grief Scene, Talina The Temptress is trying to blag herself a free swimming pool, Pablo The Romantic is preparing to fall in love and Anthony the Struggling Pub Landlord introduces us to his latest art installation 'Skin'.

A new structured reality show starring some of Britain's most eccentric real-life people. This week Cream The Rapper has got a job working in the library so he can pay his Mum some rent, Kev The Witch is trying to buy a new mobile phone, Alan the Care Home Worker is giving his elderly residents a life drawing class, Jonny Nash The Ladies Man is trying to meet some new ladies in the gym, Superheroes The Knight Warriors are debating the merits of the TV show 60 Minute Makeover, Garth The Life coach is trying to rewire the hardwire in his brain, Dorota The Actress and her husband/manager Atonu are showcasing their acting skills in a 'President and Alien' scene, Talina The Temptress is trying to blag herself a free diamond necklace, Pablo The Romantic doesn't want to be fenced in, Stella the Fashion Designer has designed a new uniform for her local beautician, Joel The Trainspotter is spotting Boeing 747s and Anthony the Struggling Pub Landlord is nailing toast to the chimney breast.

Dorota The Actress and her husband/manager Atonu are showcasing their acting skills in some adaptions of famous film scenes, Talina The Temptress is trying to blag herself a free sports car, Cream The Rapper has got a job working in his local supermarket so he can pay his Mum some rent, Joel The Trainspotter is spotting Volvo's, Jonny Nash The Ladies Man is trying to seduce the ladies in his local swimming pool, Alan the Care Home Worker is playing bingo with his elderly residents, Superheroes The Knight Warriors are wondering if they've left the iron on, Garth The Life coach is trying to motivate the nation, Pablo The Romantic is having a shave, Anthony the Struggling Pub Landlord is showcasing his latest art installation 'Chaos', Stella the Fashion Designer has made a wedding dress out of sanitary pads and Louis The Stripper is visiting the optician.

Talina The Temptress and Louis the Stripper are going on a blind date, Dorota The Actress and her husband/manager Atonu are showcasing their acting skills in the Dilemma Scene, Cream The Rapper has got a job as a tour guide so he can pay his Mum some rent, Joel The Trainspotter is spotting Chihuahua dogs, Kev The Witch is presenting his plans for a witches coven to his local planning officer, Jonny Nash The Ladies Man is running his own 'love god seminar', Alan the Care Home Worker is reading stories to his elderly residents, Superheroes The Knight Warriors are debating their favourite food, Pablo The Romantic is having a bath, Anthony the Struggling Pub Landlord is showcasing his latest art installation 'Man on Man', Stella the Fashion Designer finally makes a sale and Garth The Life coach is flying aeroplanes.

Kev The Witch is trying to find a new 'witches familiar' in his local pet shop, Talina The Temptress and Jonny Nash go on a blind date, Dorota The Actress and her husband/manager Atonu are showcasing their acting skills in the Mermaid Scene, Cream The Rapper performs in a garden centre, Alan the Care Home Worker is celebrating his birthday with his elderly residents, Superheroes The Knight Warriors are debating their favourite paint colour, Pablo The Romantic is doing a crossword, Anthony the Struggling Pub Landlord is showcasing his latest art installation 'Disengage, Re-engage', Stella the Fashion Designer puts on a fashion show in her local library and Garth The Life coach hits the pub.