Duncanville

In hopes of getting a promotion, Annie tries to fill her parking ticket quota for the month. Jack tries to be a cool dad, but just ends up making Kimberly and Jing violently ill.

The town celebrates its annual Witch Day, which involves pronouncing a mortified Duncan the "town virgin" for the big ceremony; Annie and Jack steal a dead woman's chili recipe.

When the family gets a new smart fridge that turns out to be too smart for Annie's liking, she feels replaced; Jack and the kids eventually discover the appliance company that sold them the refrigerator has questionable motives.

To celebrate their anniversary, Jack and Annie rekindle the passion of their youth by visiting an 80s-themed club. Jing makes Duncan "marry her", but their make-believe union quickly becomes complicated by real marital problems.