Famalam gives a glimpse of the latest Nollywood blockbuster, reveals who might be responsible for internet spam and introduces the latest TV detective, but be warned: his methods are, well, unorthodox.

The first episode of the show follows the exploits of misunderstood superhero Eclipse, has the latest edition of William and Funke's over-raunchy morning chat show and learns the secret voodoo skills of Croydon's leading witch doctor, Professor Lofuko. Plus there's a little royal history with grime MC Scribbler P, a sneak preview of the latest Nollywood blockbuster, and Midsomer Murders gets injected with some much-needed cultural diversity.

What's the latest altruistic schemes of thwarted Nigerian philanthropist Prince Alyusi, watch the overamorous daytime antics of TV hosts/lovers William and Funke, and introducing Sassy Black Friend, the co-star of every romcom ever. We also enter the golden age of Nollywood television, including a sneak peek of the latest binge-watch from Lagos, learn how to deal with an unwanted wingman, and garage MC Scribbler P gives his take on the Winter Olympics. After years of working alone, Detective Moses Mountree gets a new partner, which he's not happy about.

We look ahead to the next actor to play James Bond, hang out with never-satiated chicken-loving schoolboy Fat Sam, and let rap star Swayze sell us some tat. We also learn some important soccer skills from Senegalese soccer star Patrick Okwonge Okwomge, and get educated on early black British history with garage MC and academic Scribbler P. Meanwhile in Midsomer, Detective Moses Mountree has problems with some traditional country pastimes. Big problems.

We get a front row seat at the Oscars of the Nollywood film industry, the Kemmy Awards. Scribbler P gives us an important lesson on Black Cinema History. Meanwhile in Midsomer, things turn ugly when Detective Moses Mountree gets his weapon out again. Has there been a contravention of the country code?

Find out if All Lives Matter, catch up with everyone's favourite competitive Aunties, preview the latest Nollywood reality show and discover what happens when people express their real feelings about Beyoncé.