Hapless

Paul is doing a story on a flirty fireman when graffiti appears on a wall.

Naomi tells Paul that her juicer/spiritualist has warned that it would be dangerous for their dad to go on his cruise. Simon's birthday party is coming up and it's fancy dress.

Paul's new key doesn't work, and when the key cutter asks for his address to drop off the replacement, Paul is worried.

Paul has to take Joshie for a haircut, and he's also going green by testing out an electric car.

Simon's sister has had a baby boy and asks Paul for help with the circumcision. Liam is dead set against having his boy's penis `trimmed'. Paul wants to find out if sex is better without, and why a dumb YouTube volgger gets so many hits.

Paul insults one of Joshie's teachers and Naomi wants him to apologise, but Paul is busy testing out a research suit that adds 20 years to his age. Simon challenges him to a game of badminton.