Lucy, daughter of Satan, struggles to find a boyfriend free of her father's meddling. The Prince of Lies sets her up on a blind date with a senator at Club Armageddon, home of DJ Jesus.

Satan buys Tequila Sally's, a chain of cheesy restaurants, and Lucy convinces him to hire DJ Jesus to be the karaoke disc jockey or KJ. Meanwhile, the Special Fathers and the Special Sister are closing in.

Satan and Becky, the Devil's advocate, believe if the people of the world help themselves out just 8% more, civilisation will collapse. So they launch Sinsperations!, a sex toy manufacturing and outreach operation.

The Prophesy tells us that if DJ Jesus doesn't perform at Burning Man an unholy sand storm will destroy the American west. The wind is rising, and everyone's waiting for him, but DJ Jesus gets lost in the desert.

A teratoma is tumour that grows teeth and hair. Satan has one removed from his armpit and brings it home to be his friend. Terry the Teratoma immediately falls for Becky the Devil's advocate.

Senator Whitehead wants to announce his candidacy for President.