When progress is halted on a new casino, the Shysta Gumfat Indian Reservation Parking Lot Tribe calls on the powers of Minoriteam to save them from being more absurdly destitute than they already are. An investigation into a dubious Pilgrim burial ground may reveal the not altogether surprising presence of White Shadow.

Just as Corporate City has gathered to celebrate his lifetime accomplishments, El Jefe is faced with the greatest personal challenge of his career when his long-lost father, a super-powerful Mexican wrestler named El Yo, makes an appearance.

Using an incredibly dense celestial object known as a White Hole, the White Shadow and his minions travel back in time to destroy the accomplishments of minorities throughout history. Having figured out the plot, Minoriteam must stop them.

White Shadow arranges for the Minoriteam to be abducted by aliens.