Mockumentary style parody of real life law enforcement shows. Facing a shortage of criminal suspects, Lt Dangle declares a zero-tolerance policy only to find himself becoming the first criminal when he rear-ends a civilian's car.

Suspecting fireworks' possession, Jones and Garcia go to talk to a guy named Carl about illegal fireworks. Elsewhere, Wiegle goes undercover on a sting and dresses up as a prostitute with no results.

A random drug test amongst the officers reveals that Clemmy is pregnant. Meanwhile, Deputy Johnson babysits a sex offender.

Jones gets suspended from duty for attacking Deputy Garcia, but finds that life as a crossing guard has certain benefits.

When the FBI come to town to investigate a homicide, the officers of Washoe County Sheriff's decide it's time to impress.

Is suicide a cry for help or more of a cry of `look at me?' Officer Wiegel realises the benefits of attempting to kill yourself.