Our three piratin scallywags are on their eternal quest for pants when they discover a map inside a bottle that indicates the whereabouts of some bottom bounty! Landing on a desert island, Those Scurvy Rascals discover not only a chest full of pants- but that they have to escape from the natives and a giant washing machine monster who doesnt like it when they try to take his offerings! Shiver me panties!

Its a dark dark night when Those Scurvy Rascals get a taste for the treasure that they love the most pants! Pant domination on a universal scale seems likely as Shark Bait, Smelly Pete and Sissy Le Poop journey into outer space to discover a pant infested planet! With the help of several cans of chilli beans, Smelly Pete blasts the space worthy Soiled Pair into the sky where they discover the pants are not what they appear to be.

When Polly the Parrot discovers a pretty spotted egg on board The Soiled Pair she decides to mother her baby until it hatches. Unfortunately for Polly the boisterous Scurvy Rascals have other ideas and take the egg for breakfast! When the egg hatches to reveal a cute pant-chick the Rascals unruly behaviour is momentarily tamed and so begins a beautiful friendshipuntil the pant-chicks very angry mother comes to fetch it back!

A scorching hot day aboard The Soiled Pair has Those Scurvy Rascals pedalling their fan furiously - shooting them across the world to Pantartica! Landing at the feet of some sneaky penguins, the scurvy pant-nappers follow the trail for treasure whereupon a cunning polar bear lures them into his cave. Wearing a massive pair of panties doesnt make the pirate-hungry bear any less frightening! Will Those Scurvy Rascals come to a chilling end? Pant-biting stuff!

All is as it should be on deck for Those Scurvy Rascals when something emerges from the depths to grab hold of Pollys rod! Two giant pink sea monsters play with the The Soiled Pair until a slip of the tentacle sees the ship and its pant stealin pirates sail down one unlucky monsters throat and lay wrecked in its belly. Luckily Smelly Pete burps up a monster anatomy book leading them into a sticky pant-mess!

Sissy Le Poop and Smelly Pete lay back on the ocean waves, playing their instruments and coming to a musical extravaganza! However when Shark Bait grabs his trumpet, his playing is so bad that he gets blasted off the ship on to the nearest island straight into the path of panties! A menacing tomb holds the treasure and when the skies turn black things start to look sinister for Those Scurvy Rascals.