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Jaz and Ronni drink a lot of tea at Mr Lei's cafe while making plans that they will never fulfil

Jaz makes himself such a pain during Ronni's driving lesson that they both get dumped in Wood Green. And without a driving instructor or a car, Ronni's driving test is going to be interesting.

Ronni and Jaz discover that a turkey is for life, and that religion should be kept out of Christmas

Jaz has Ronni jogging up and down Tottenham High Road as part of his new fitness regime in the hope that he will avoid an early death, and achieve the physique of top soap star Ken Barlow

Ronni is worried that his new mobile phone makes him look like a drug dealer. In the future, people will be making calls on a gun-phone - a phone that thinks it's a gun.

Ronni gets a job delivering Mr Lei's visionary fusion Chinese pizzas, but he and Jaz find themselves taking on an even greater task - to save the planet and the whole of humanity