TROPHY WIFE

Kate offers to handle a parent-teacher meeting. She finds Diane there as well and things spiral out of control when a vodka incident leaves Kate in a compromising position.

When Kate asks for more responsibility, Pete entrusts her to put Bert to bed and help him coach Bert's soccer team. Meanwhile, Warren and Hillary spill salsa on Diane's immaculate couch.

When Hillary is grounded after lying in order to hang out with a boy, Diane and Pete decide they must snoop in her room to find out more, while Kate tries a different tactic.

When Meg stays with Kate and Pete after a breakup, Kate is torn between her friendship and obligations as a wife and step-mum. Warren gets a glimpse of his true talent when he helps Bert with a Lego project.

Pete and Kate are having problems finding some alone time, so they attempt a romantic romp inside the janitor's closet at the school fundraiser. Meanwhile, the kids help Jackie with her online dating profile.

Halloween is Jackie and Bert's favourite holiday, but when Jackie's Iron Man costume doesn't turn out the way Bert had intended, Kate swoops in and hijacks the holiday.