Jeff Meacham

Barney finds out that Ted and Robin split up two weeks before Marshall and Lily's wedding, but kept it secret so they wouldn't overshadow the event.

Advertising executive Dre happily anticipates a promotion, while Andre Jr wants to covert to Judaism and have a bar mitzvah like his friends.

Betty frantically tries to keep Daniel focussed on work as he reverts to his old hard-partying ways, including romancing a multitude of stunning models. Things go from bad to worse when a tell-all writer in possession of Fey Sommer's diaries starts stalking the Meades. Elsewhere, Ignacio feels the heat when immigration caseworker Constance pressures him to make their relationship a romantic one.

The twins opt out of the family Halloween costume to protect their social status in school, Dre and Bow try to help by putting together a haunted house and inviting the whole seventh grade, and Junior spends time with a girl from Ruby's choir.

The kids fear that an act of disobedience by Jack could lead to Dre and Rainbow going back on their word and reinstating spanking.

After a neighbourhood break-in, Dre talks about getting a gun, but Rainbow is not comfortable with the idea. Andre Jr becomes determined to protect the family from cyber terrorism, Jack and Diane fret about the safety of the household, and Pops teaches Zoey to defend herself with karate.