Two and a Half Men Two and a Half Men

Comedy · 2003年 · 23 分钟 iTunes
在以下频道推出: Philo、Peacock、Sling TV

While going through yet another painful divorce, uptight chiropractor Alan (Jon Cryer) reluctantly moves himself and his son, Jake (Angus T. Jones), in with his serially single brother, Charlie (Charlie Sheen), a hard-drinking, womanizing jingle writer who's living the bachelor's dream inside an oceanfront Malibu beach house. But as a newly formed, non-traditional family comprised of Two And A Half Men, the brothers can't help but clash over their glaring differences. In later seasons, Charlie's character dies (offscreen) and is replaced by Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), a heartbroken internet billionaire.

Comedy · 2003年 · 23 分钟
  • 16+
主演 Ashton Kutcher 、 Jon Cryer 、 Charlie Sheen

Season 1

  • 第 1 集

    Pilot

    Commercial jingle writer Charlie Harper (series star Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the garage and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his uptight chiropractor brother, Alan (series star Jon Cryer), arrives unexpectedly with Alan's 10-year-old son, Jake (series star Angus T. Jones). Alan's wife, Judith (series star Marin Hinkle), suspecting that she may be gay, wants a divorce. Charlie reluctantly allows Alan and Jake to live with him temporarily, but as it becomes increasingly obvious that Judith is never going to relent, Charlie and Alan's self-obsessed, controlling unmarried mother, Evelyn (series star Holland Taylor), offers to let father and son live with her. However, by that time, Charlie has formed a close bond with the clever Jake, even learning a few things about poker from the boy. Charlie also finds out that pretending to be a single dad with a cute kid can be a great lure for women. Meanwhile, Charlie tries to evade Rose (series star MelanieE Lynskey), an attractive, offbeat neighbor who had a brief fling with him and remains determined to stay in his life by whatever means necessary. Missing Jake, Charlie surprises even himself and asks Alan and Jake to live with him permanently. Despite their strained relationship, the brothers discover that they have one thing in common: They both love Jake and want what's best for him. Together these two-and-a-half men face the challenges of growing up.

    21 分钟 · 2003年9月22日
  • 第 2 集

    Big Flappy Bastards

    Unsure how to properly discipline Jake, Charlie ignores him after the child "forgets" to stop feeding the seagulls and leaves the door open. As a result, the gaggle of birds enters the house. Meanwhile, Alan gets a surprise from Judith when he goes home to fix her sprinklers.

    20 分钟 · 2003年9月29日
  • 第 3 集

    Go East On Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

    When Alan's attempt to provide Jake with a fun-filled father/son weekend backfires, Charlie tries to console his brother by taking him to a local bar and getting Alan totally inebriated. As Alan and Charlie travel home, their meddling Cab Driver (DARRYL SIVAD), hearing the brothers' woes about their narcissistic, controlling mother, offers them some unsolicited therapy.

    20 分钟 · 2003年10月6日
  • 第 4 集

    If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

    Charlie's longtime cleaning lady, Berta (recurring guest star CONCHATA FERRELL), quits her job, and Charlie quickly realizes he can't function without her. When Alan tries to take Berta's place but doesn't succeed, Charlie sends him to lure her back. Meanwhile, Alan places Charlie in charge of getting Jake ready for Judith, who is coming to take her son out for a nice dinner with her parents. Rock star STEVEN TYLER of the band Aerosmith does a voice-over as himself.

    20 分钟 · 2003年10月13日
  • 第 5 集

    Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

    After a drunken night in Las Vegas, Charlie reluctantly attends one of Jake's soccer games. But Alan and Charlie soon discover the advantages of going to these matches. The players' mothers are quite attractive, and Charlie makes a date with a particularly sexy soccer mom. Meanwhile, when two single mothers discover that Alan is newly available, they "hit" on him--literally.

    17 分钟 · 2003年10月20日
  • 第 6 集

    Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

    Charlie rethinks the way he treats women when he, Alan and Jake are forced to cheer up a pitiful Evelyn after her serious new boyfriend terminates their relationship. Meanwhile, Charlie teaches Jake some valuable lessons about screening calls from women, but the lesson backfires when Jake reveals a little too much about what he's learned to a disapproving Alan.

    19 分钟 · 2003年10月27日

Box Set

  • Two and a Half Men: The Complete Series

Related

Cast & Crew

  • Ashton Kutcher

    Walden Schmidt
  • Jon Cryer

    Alan Harper
  • Charlie Sheen

    Charlie Harper
  • Conchata Ferrell

    Berta
  • Melanie Lynskey

    Rose
  • Angus T. Jones

    Jake Harper
  • Judy Greer

    Bridget Schmidt
  • Holland Taylor

    Evelyn Harper
  • Marin Hinkle

    Judith
  • Oren Koules

    Producer
  • Chuck Lorre

    Producer

关于

Two and a Half Men

Comedy

While going through yet another painful divorce, uptight chiropractor Alan (Jon Cryer) reluctantly moves himself and his son, Jake (Angus T. Jones), in with his serially single brother, Charlie (Charlie Sheen), a hard-drinking, womanizing jingle writer who's living the bachelor's dream inside an oceanfront Malibu beach house. But as a newly formed, non-traditional family comprised of Two And A Half Men, the brothers can't help but clash over their glaring differences. In later seasons, Charlie's character dies (offscreen) and is replaced by Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), a heartbroken internet billionaire.

16+

COMMON SENSE

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信息

制片商
Neox
发行时间
2003年
评级
TV-14
出品地区
United States
© 2003 2004 Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc. All rights reserved.

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