S1, E1: How did raising kids ever get so bloody complicated? The introduction to the series looks at how completely do-lally the business of raising children has become. This episode not only tells parents the real truth about raising kids, but it also explodes some of the myths about parenthood, willfully exposes over one hundred children to the possibility of serious eye injury, and shows a preschool where, against all odds, common sense is making a brave stand against the usual gibbering nonsense.