Long Haired Businessmen

Kevin, Kyle, and Seth are long-haired, buzzword-fluent middle managers who've never met a synergy they didn't love. When the ruthless Torrence Group acquires their company and sics Gen-Z efficiency experts on them, the trio must survive team-building gone haywire, a scheme to replace them with AI, and a corporate conspiracy to eliminate middle management entirely — armed with nothing but jargon, hair gel, and one sacred truth: the weekend's never long enough.