Chandler finds the perfect engagement ring--then loses it. Rachel gets her wish to get Paul to reveal his emotions, but now he can't stop blubbering.
When Chris sees a convenience store hold up and identifies the thief in a police line-up, the Griffins are put into the witness protection program and must relocate to a small town in the deep south. While they are there, the townspeople put on a Civil War re-enactment and re-invent history by having the South win -- with laser swords. But when Peter questions the historical truthfulness, the town turns on him and he must fight his own battle.
Kelso takes the gang out to eat at the fancy restaurant where Fez's new girlfriend works, then reveals that he has no intention of paying.
When auditions for Erik Estrada's new reality show come to Camden, Earl encourages Joy to go for her childhood dream of becoming famous and try out, thus allowing him to cross an item off his list. Joy, initially reluctant, steals Randy's audition and makes a fool of herself. Her crazy antics are a cause for concern when Darnell receives a startling phone call. Nadine Velazquez also stars.
Busted! "CHiPs’" Erik Estrada Guest Stars - After having his witness protection cover blown by Joy's outrageous audition for Erik Estrada's new reality show, Darnell must pack up the family and assume a new identity. Meanwhile, when Catalina helps Earl and Randy come up with a creative way to find them, they find out a devastating truth within the post office.
