Roseanne feels she's sunk to an all-time low when she gets a job sweeping up hair at a hair salon.
Determined to squeeze back into an old pair of jeans, Roseanne commits herself (and Dan, much to his horror) to yet another dieting spree.
Roseanne and Dan contemplate a lawsuit after Mrs. Wellman rear-ends Roseanne in her car.
A misdirected sext of a mystery vagina causes chaos. Taystee and Pennsatucky pull out all the stops for the prison election.
Healy gives Piper an offer she can’t refuse, while Pornstache approaches Red with his own proposition. Pennsatucky rages about the election results. Taystee tries to start a new chapter.
