Lori Tan Chinn

Roseanne feels she's sunk to an all-time low when she gets a job sweeping up hair at a hair salon.

Determined to squeeze back into an old pair of jeans, Roseanne commits herself (and Dan, much to his horror) to yet another dieting spree.

Roseanne and Dan contemplate a lawsuit after Mrs. Wellman rear-ends Roseanne in her car.

Detectives Briscoe (Jerry Orbach) and Green (Jesse L. Martin) probe the strangulation of a college coed who moonlighted as a stripper, and while they believe a pair of drug-dealing skinheads (guest stars Michael Weaver and Ryan Homchick) committed the murder, they struggle to determine the motive of the strip club owner (guest star Stephen Spinella) who paid them for the hit. However, as they work their way up the ladder of complicity, the cops learn that the slaying is keyed to an insider trading scam that forces Assistant D.A. McCoy (Sam Waterston) to connect a former porn star with a businessman (guest star Peter Van Wagner). Angie Harmon, Steven Hill and S. Epatha Merkerson also star.

The inmates close ranks as Red and Piper’s cold war escalates. Piper makes a new ally.