Nicolette Scorsese

Russell is horrified when her drinking problem resurfaces as she and Simone work together on a robbery homicide. The big day finally arrives and, with Simone as his Best Man and Andy Jr. in attendance, Sipowicz and Sylvia walk down the isle.

American Teen magazine is having a contest to pick the girl that best represents American teenagers. When Jamie, who wants to become a model, cannot write the essay necessary, Sarah tape records a speech for Jamie. Then she confides that she feels being a teenager is seven years of insecurity, doubt, and embarrassment. When the new issue of the magazine comes out, Jamie shows the family that Sarah is one of the ten finalists. Sarah is angry and blames Charles for sending in her essay.