Patrick Carlyle

It’s Jay and Gloria’s anniversary and they can’t seem to get on the same page on what kind of gift to give – sentimental or expensive? And, the Dunphys head to Caltech for Alex’s college tour and while Claire is busy convincing her to choose this school and stay close to home, Phil, Luke and Haley branch off to participate in a psyche experiment.

Post-divorce Noah and baby Opus take up residence in a high-end hotel until the Chatswin moms corner George and force him to intervene. George allows Noah and Opus to move in with him until they get back on their feet. Meanwhile, Dallas discovers that Dalia is a hoarder, and Fred enlists Tessa to teach him what's hip so he can land the job of his dreams.

The team searches for a man who is abducted while posing as a college student and discovers he has been faking his identity for years.

April tries to prove she can still be a fun twenty-something.