While King Allfire and his Knights are off on a quest to find The Holy Quail, Count Geoffrey plots to kidnap Queen Griddle. However, when the ransom demands backfire, Geoffrey orders Merle the Wizard to get rid of the Queen instead.

When a ten-ton cake arrives in honour of Queen Griddles birthday, its ingredients include Geoffrey and his Evil Knights, who declare siege on Camelhot?.

When Queen Griddle offers Princess Flames hand in marriage to the winner of a Jousting Tournament, Flame asks Flicker to compete incognito. When he refuses, lame takes matter into her own hands.

When Geoffrey steals Excaliburn, Flicker replaces it with an imitation. However, when King Allfire can no longer pull the sword from the stone, the Knights believe the King has lost his right to rule?

When Sir Loungealot refuses to save a damsel in distress, he is zapped under a spell by the Hag-of-Gis; a wicked sorcerer. The hag turns Loungealot into a Newt on the eve of the big ball the night that Queen Griddle needs him as an escort.

When no one joins Princess Flames League of Kingtresses, she gets Flicker to dress up as a girl, alias Sir Dolores. The league is so successful that the Knights of the Square Table have little to do and decide to take early retirement?