Good-hearted peasant Patrick lands a position of squire at the castle, but his dream job turns into a nightmare when he learns his beloved kingdom is run by libidinous monarchs, crooks and charlatans.
EPISODE 1
Pilot
Ten years after unwittingly causing a deadly dragon attack on his town, Patrick (Nicholas Hoult) sets out to become a knight.
EPISODE 2
Hot Tub Death Machine
Patrick (Nicholas Hoult) is enlisted to carry out an execution aimed at improving King Merriman’s (Luke Evans) sagging poll numbers.
EPISODE 3
What's Kraken?
The annual Kraken Week celebration is disrupted by protestors who kidnap the king and queen along with Patrick’s (Nicholas Hoult) parents.
EPISODE 4
In The Line Of Squire
Patrick (Nicholas Hoult) is assigned to protect the royal family’s unruly teenage daughter (Maya Erskine) at a music festival.
EPISODE 5
Let Them Eat Clown
As Patrick (Nicholas Hoult) is drawn into a web of royal intrigue at an annual party hosted by King Merriman (Luke Evans), Queen Tulip (Alanna Ubach) enlists Coral (Tara Strong) to undermine a rival’s birthday spa weekend.
EPISODE 6
My Super Sweet Period Party
After getting her first period, Princess Blossom (Maya Erskine) learns that she’ll be forced to wear a chastity belt. Patrick (Nicholas Hoult) is thrown for a loop when an old rival joins his squire class.
Nicholas Hoult
Luke Evans
Adam Pally
Alanna Ubach
Seth Green
Eric Towner
John Harvatine IV
Tom Root
Matt Senreich
