An adobe brick through his car window. Cactus needles on the ground in the street. An armadillo tripping him on his way out of his apartment. It could only mean one thing: Dan has been attacked by New Mexico! After researching ways to injure the 47th state, Dan heads out on a road trip with his buddy Chris and Chris’ wife Elise (who harbors her own grudge against New Mexico) and they set out to hit the Land of Enchantment where it hurts.

When Dan awakens to find that his car has apparently been scratched by a creature with claws, fur, and tennis shoes, he sets out to take his revenge on the only possible culprit – the Wolf-Man! Enlisting the help of his long suffering friend Chris, Dan sets out to prove once and for all that not only does the mythical Wolf-Man exist, but that the creature is no match for Dan!

When Dan breaks his tooth on a toy bear given to him years ago at his last dental check up, and Chris is unable to fix it with the rudimentary means on hand, Dan knows that this was on purpose and his only recourse is a long overdue trip to that most notorious of floss pushers: The Dentist.

When a ninja attacks Dan and steals his cookies, a furious Dan turns to his friends Chris and Elise to assist him in revenge. But little does he know that he and Elise share a common enemy. Whose revenge is this, anyway?

Barking dogs at the animal shelter across the street are keeping Dan awake at night and the indifferent clerk won’t do anything to stop it. Dan is forced to take his revenge to ensure future peace and quiet.

When a series of Canadian-related tomfoolery causes Dan to be covered head to toe in syrup, he wages a personal war on our neighbors to the north. Armed with questionable information about Canada’s history and people, Dan travels deep inside Canada’s mildly sordid underbelly. But when Chris reveals a secret of his family lineage that may or may not give him a direct link to the focus of Dan’s revenge, the adventure escalates more than ever before. This time – revenge is personal!